Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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