Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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