I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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