no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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