THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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