I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
I forget how to act sober
Randomize
