I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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