Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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