Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Do you still have your period?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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