What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
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