apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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