Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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