I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize