Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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