i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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