He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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