I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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