ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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