Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently you make a good broom.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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