We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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