The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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