What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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