i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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