it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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