we're blogging at a bar
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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