i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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