the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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