Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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