no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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