OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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