**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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