i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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