His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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