Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
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its like you know when i get waxed
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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