I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
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so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Enjoy the penises
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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