This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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