well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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