my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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