I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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