Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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