Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
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And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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