we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My feet surprised me
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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