By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
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Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
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Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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