It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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