Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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