im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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