I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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