Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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