I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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