You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.