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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  his penis is PERFECT

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  I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm

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  or knit it little hat

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• (914): View more from New York

  whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone

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  21 Rich People Confess The Best And Worst Things About Being Wealthy

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.

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• (858): View more from California

  i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place

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