after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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