i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
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She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE