I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place