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• (206): View more from Washington

  I will die if light touches me.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?

  (509): View more from Washington

  Places.

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  Plural? Please tell.

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  That's what she gets for taking his peeps.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!

  (623): View more from Arizona

  It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.

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  …If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!

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