am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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