Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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