every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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