At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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